SUAY or wad????

Am i super suay or wad?

Incident 1:
Today suppose to go back office from M*lt*c* .
As usual.. the cab got lost cos this client's place is like the far end of tuas..

So when i was at the gate, i dialed for another cab. While calling, i stood outside the gate.. din want to stand at the guardhouse cos there's this weird security guard that always like to speak to us.. and sometimes even come up to the office to stare at us while we were at work... only my v nice assistant is tolerant enuff to entertain him... i totally ignore him...

Anyway.. after i got a cab, i saw him walked out of the guardhouse towards me.. he asked for my name.. DUH... ask me dunno the 3rd or 4th time this week liao... still ask..
while he was walkin towards me... something caught my attention...

PENG SAN.. his fly was open lor !!! .... some cloth was still sticking out of his open fly somemore..
WAH LAU.... lucky its some cloth and not something else sticking out....

Incident 2:
Went facial after work today... i was in the loo (loo loo... ?? kekkee) when i heard 2 ang moh guys speaking loudly from outside..
When i came out of the cubicle, i got a shock... i saw 2 ang moh in the LADIES !!! think they just came back from a swim or wad.. cos they were wet and half naked... PENGz.. but i think they were more shock to see me.. cos they mumbled something and slipped out of the loo...

AM I REALLY SO SUAY OR WAD????